diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index 3a14f421..24a7610a 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -25,3 +25,4 @@ files/letsencrypt.key
 files/tor.txt
 .bundle
 ext/black_box.rb
+files/trumpplan.txt
diff --git a/app/index.rb b/app/index.rb
index 1b26cccf..6e2d3280 100644
--- a/app/index.rb
+++ b/app/index.rb
@@ -54,10 +54,41 @@ get '/?' do
     @blog_feed_html = SimpleCache.get :blog_feed_html
   end
 
+  if params[:trumpplan]
+    flash[:is_trump_plan] = true
+  end
+
   erb :index, layout: :index_layout
 end
 
+def trump_plan_eligible?
+  trumpplan_path = File.join 'files', 'trumpplan.txt'
+
+  ranges = []
+
+  if File.exist? trumpplan_path
+    File.readlines(trumpplan_path).each do |range|
+      ranges << IPAddress.parse(range.strip)
+    end
+
+    parsed_ip = IPAddress.parse(request.ip)
+
+    matched_ip = false
+    ranges.each do |range|
+      if range.include? parsed_ip
+        matched_ip =  true
+      end
+    end
+    return matched_ip
+  end
+  false
+end
+
 get '/welcome' do
+  if params[:trumpplan] || flash[:is_trump_plan] || trump_plan_eligible?
+    @is_trump_plan = true
+  end
+
   require_login
   redirect '/' if current_site.supporter?
   erb :'welcome', locals: {site: current_site}
diff --git a/app/supporter.rb b/app/supporter.rb
index 39a5fa24..bf67ac5d 100644
--- a/app/supporter.rb
+++ b/app/supporter.rb
@@ -14,7 +14,12 @@ end
 
 post '/supporter/update' do
   require_login
-  plan_type = 'supporter'
+
+  if params[:plan_type] == 'trumpplan'
+    plan_type = 'trumpplan'
+  else
+    plan_type = 'supporter'
+  end
 
   if is_special_upgrade
     require_admin
diff --git a/models/site.rb b/models/site.rb
index d7ca6926..b224742f 100644
--- a/models/site.rb
+++ b/models/site.rb
@@ -112,6 +112,14 @@ class Site < Sequel::Model
     maximum_site_files: 100_000
   }
 
+  PLAN_FEATURES[:trumpplan] = PLAN_FEATURES[:supporter].merge(
+    name: 'Trump Plan',
+    price: 100,
+    space: Filesize.from('2MB').to_i,
+    no_file_restrictions: false,
+    bandwidth: Filesize.from('604800KB').to_i
+  )
+
   PLAN_FEATURES[:free] = PLAN_FEATURES[:supporter].merge(
     name: 'Free',
     space: Filesize.from('1GB').to_i,
diff --git a/views/site.erb b/views/site.erb
index 177d0f6d..c0e399fb 100644
--- a/views/site.erb
+++ b/views/site.erb
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
       </div>
     </div>
     <div class="col col-50 profile-info">
-      <h2 class="eps title-with-badge"><span><%= site.title %></span> <% if site.supporter? %><a href="/supporter" class="supporter-badge" title="Neocities Supporter"></a> <% end %></h2>
+      <h2 class="eps title-with-badge"><span><%= site.title %></span> <% if site.supporter? %><a href="/supporter" class="supporter-badge" title="Neocities Supporter"></a> <% end %> <% if site.plan_type == 'trumpplan' %><img src="/img/fatcat.png" alt="FAT CAT"><BR>FAT CAT SUPPORTER<br><small>Tips <i>really</i> well at Sarge's Deli</i><% end %></h2>
       <p class="site-url"><a href="<%= site.uri %>"><%= site.host %></a></p>
       <!--
       <% if site.latest_archive %>
diff --git a/views/welcome.erb b/views/welcome.erb
index d2b94194..af01ae02 100644
--- a/views/welcome.erb
+++ b/views/welcome.erb
@@ -26,7 +26,6 @@
             <div class="plan-image free">
             </div>
             <div class="price">$<%= Site::PLAN_FEATURES[:free][:price] %></div>
-            <div class="interval">per month</div>
 
             <ul class="main-features">
               <li><strong><%= Site::PLAN_FEATURES[:free][:space].to_space_pretty %></strong> <span data-original-title="How much space you have to upload files. The more space, the bigger your site can be.">storage</span></li>
@@ -36,45 +35,42 @@
         </div>
         <div class="row content txt-Center">
           <% if request.path == '/welcome' %>
-            <a href="/tutorial" class="btn-Action">Continue</a>
+            <% if @is_trump_plan %>
+              <b>Sorry!</b><br><small style="text-align: left">Not available for Trump Hotel / FCC / US Senate / White House guests.<br><br>Thank you for opposing Net Neutrality, it was suppressing our freedom to do this.</small>
+            <% else %>
+              <a href="/tutorial" class="btn-Action">Continue</a>
+            <% end %>
           <% end %>
         </div>
       </div>
 
+      <% if @is_trump_plan %>
       <div class="col supporter">
         <div class="row content">
           <div class="col col-33">
-            <h3>Supporter</h3>
-            <div class="plan-image supporter">
+            <img src="/img/trumpplan.png" width="200px;">
+            <br>
+            <p>Trump Hotel / FCC / US Senate / White House guests: Introducing this exclusive offer just for you! Bathe in the luxury of a superior quality web site hosting experience that has been tailor-made by the finest artisans for the choicest tastes of your demanding lifestyle.</p>
+            <div class="plan-image supporter" style="background-image: url(/img/fatcat.png);">
             </div>
-            <% if parent_site && parent_site.legacy_supporter? %>
-              <div class="price">$<%= Site::LEGACY_SUPPORTER_PRICES[parent_site[:plan_type].to_sym] %></div>
-              <div class="interval">per month, billed annually</div>
-            <% else %>
-              <div class="price">$<%= Site::PLAN_FEATURES[:supporter][:price] %></div>
-              <div class="interval">per month</div>
-            <% end %>
+            <div class="price" style="color: green">$100</div>
+            <div class="interval">per month</div>
 
             <ul class="main-features">
-              <li><strong><%= (Site::PLAN_FEATURES[:supporter][:space] / (10**6)).to_comma_separated %> MB</strong> <span data-original-title="Much more disk space, so you can build a much bigger web site.">storage</span></li>
-              <li><strong><%= Site::PLAN_FEATURES[:supporter][:bandwidth].to_bytes_pretty %></strong> <span data-original-title="Tons of bandwidth to serve your site, powered by our high-quality network of servers. This is a soft limit. Temporary surges are fine, we won't take your site down automatically, and we're very flexible.">bandwidth</span></li>
-            </ul>
-
-            <ul>
-              <li><span data-original-title="Free plans don't allow uploading music, video, compressed, and executable files to prevent piracy. With a supporter plan, you can upload anything you want.">No File Upload Type Restrictions</span></li>
-              <li><span data-original-title="Make as many sites as you want with one account, and easily switch between them.">Unlimited Site Creation</span></li>
-              <li><span data-original-title="Add your domain name (yoursite.com) to your site!">Custom Domain Support</span></li>
-              <li><span data-original-title="With WebDAV, you can mount your Neocities site to your computer as a hard drive, making it easy to update with your favorite HTML editor.">Remote Filesystem Support</span></li>
+              <li><strong>2 MB</strong> <span data-original-title="Your internet bill after Net Neutrality is gutted is going to be big, folks. Really big.">storage bigness</span></li>
+              <li><strong>604,800 KB</strong> <span data-original-title="The exact amount of bandwidth a 56K modem can download at theoretical perfect speeds in one day. The extra cost creates jobs!">ultra-premium bandwidth</span></li>
+              <li><strong>INCLUDED </strong> <span data-original-title="Be the talk of Upper East Side with this exclusive badge showing how wealthy you are!">"Fat Cat" Site Profile Badge</span> <small><strong><a href="/img/fatcatbadgeexample.png">(sample)</a></strong></small></li>
+              <li><strong>INCLUDED</strong> <span data-original-title="The finest of 18th century late-baroque faux-luxury and other miscellaneous Veblen Goods">tacky gold-plated Rococo garbage</span></li>
             </ul>
           </div>
 
           <div class="col col-66">
-            <p class="instructions">Just enter your card info, and you're done:</p>
+            <p class="instructions">Just enter your credit card info to upgrade to the pinnacle of luxury:</p>
             <div>
               <div id="plan_error" class="alert alert-block alert-error" style="display:none"></div>
               <form id="upgradeForm" method="POST" action="/supporter/update">
                 <%== csrf_token_input_html %>
-                <input type="hidden" value="supporter" name="plan_type">
+                <input type="hidden" value="trumpplan" name="plan_type">
                 <input id="stripe_token" name="stripe_token" type="hidden" value="<%= params[:stripe_token] %>">
 
                 <div class="credit-card-input no-js" id="skeuocard" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 20px">
@@ -109,11 +105,86 @@
 
         <div class="row content txt-Center">
           <a id="upgradeLink" href="/" class="btn-Action" onclick="$('#upgradeForm').submit(); return false">
-            Upgrade for $<%= Site::PLAN_FEATURES[:supporter][:price] %>/mo
-          </a>
-          or pay with <a href="/supporter/paypal">PayPal</a> or <a href="/supporter/bitcoin">Bitcoin</a>
+            Begin the lifestyle you've always dreamed of for only $100
+          </a><br>
+          or pay with <a href="/supporter/bitcoin">E-Gold</a>
         </div>
       </div>
+      <% else %>
+        <div class="col supporter">
+          <div class="row content">
+            <div class="col col-33">
+              <h3>Supporter</h3>
+              <div class="plan-image supporter">
+              </div>
+              <% if parent_site && parent_site.legacy_supporter? %>
+                <div class="price">$<%= Site::LEGACY_SUPPORTER_PRICES[parent_site[:plan_type].to_sym] %></div>
+                <div class="interval">per month, billed annually</div>
+              <% else %>
+                <div class="price">$<%= Site::PLAN_FEATURES[:supporter][:price] %></div>
+                <div class="interval">per month</div>
+              <% end %>
+
+              <ul class="main-features">
+                <li><strong><%= (Site::PLAN_FEATURES[:supporter][:space] / (10**6)).to_comma_separated %> MB</strong> <span data-original-title="Much more disk space, so you can build a much bigger web site.">storage</span></li>
+                <li><strong><%= Site::PLAN_FEATURES[:supporter][:bandwidth].to_bytes_pretty %></strong> <span data-original-title="Tons of bandwidth to serve your site, powered by our high-quality network of servers. This is a soft limit. Temporary surges are fine, we won't take your site down automatically, and we're very flexible.">bandwidth</span></li>
+              </ul>
+
+              <ul>
+                <li><span data-original-title="Free plans don't allow uploading music, video, compressed, and executable files to prevent piracy. With a supporter plan, you can upload anything you want.">No File Upload Type Restrictions</span></li>
+                <li><span data-original-title="Make as many sites as you want with one account, and easily switch between them.">Unlimited Site Creation</span></li>
+                <li><span data-original-title="Add your domain name (yoursite.com) to your site!">Custom Domain Support</span></li>
+                <li><span data-original-title="With WebDAV, you can mount your Neocities site to your computer as a hard drive, making it easy to update with your favorite HTML editor.">Remote Filesystem Support</span></li>
+              </ul>
+            </div>
+
+            <div class="col col-66">
+              <p class="instructions">Just enter your card info, and you're done:</p>
+              <div>
+                <div id="plan_error" class="alert alert-block alert-error" style="display:none"></div>
+                <form id="upgradeForm" method="POST" action="/supporter/update">
+                  <%== csrf_token_input_html %>
+                  <input type="hidden" value="supporter" name="plan_type">
+                  <input id="stripe_token" name="stripe_token" type="hidden" value="<%= params[:stripe_token] %>">
+
+                  <div class="credit-card-input no-js" id="skeuocard" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 20px">
+                    <p class="no-support-warning"></p>
+                    <label for="cc_type">Card Type</label>
+                    <select name="cc_type">
+                      <option value="">...</option>
+                      <option value="visa">Visa</option>
+                      <option value="discover">Discover</option>
+                      <option value="mastercard">MasterCard</option>
+                      <option value="maestro">Maestro</option>
+                      <option value="jcb">JCB</option>
+                      <option value="unionpay">China UnionPay</option>
+                      <option value="amex">American Express</option>
+                      <option value="dinersclubintl">Diners Club</option>
+                    </select>
+                    <label for="cc_number">Card Number</label>
+                    <input type="text" name="cc_number" id="cc_number" placeholder="XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX" maxlength="19" size="19">
+                    <label for="cc_exp_month">Expiration Month</label>
+                    <input type="text" name="cc_exp_month" id="cc_exp_month" placeholder="00">
+                    <label for="cc_exp_year">Expiration Year</label>
+                    <input type="text" name="cc_exp_year" id="cc_exp_year" placeholder="00">
+                    <label for="cc_name">Cardholder's Name</label>
+                    <input type="text" name="cc_name" id="cc_name" placeholder="John Doe">
+                    <label for="cc_cvc">Card Validation Code</label>
+                    <input type="text" name="cc_cvc" id="cc_cvc" placeholder="123" maxlength="3" size="3">
+                  </div>
+                </form>
+              </div>
+            </div>
+          </div>
+
+          <div class="row content txt-Center">
+            <a id="upgradeLink" href="/" class="btn-Action" onclick="$('#upgradeForm').submit(); return false">
+              Upgrade for $<%= Site::PLAN_FEATURES[:supporter][:price] %>/mo
+            </a>
+            or pay with <a href="/supporter/paypal">PayPal</a> or <a href="/supporter/bitcoin">Bitcoin</a>
+          </div>
+        </div>
+      <% end %>
     </div>
 
   <% end %>
@@ -148,10 +219,12 @@
   </div>
 </section>
 
+<% unless @is_trump_plan %>
 <section class="section" style="padding-top: 0;">
   <%== erb :'supporter/_compare', layout: false %>
 </section>
 
+<% end %>
 
 <%== erb :'supporter/_signupcode', layout: false %>
 <script>