Dealing with our techno-libertarian infestation problem

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Kyle Drake 2015-04-01 17:39:21 -07:00
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/*
* jQuery Raptorize Plugin
* @acrogenesis
* Free to use under the MIT license.
* http://www.opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php
*/
$(document).ready(function() {
$("body").raptorize();
});
(function($) {
//Stupid Browser Checking which should be in jQuery
jQuery.browser = {};
jQuery.browser.mozilla = /mozilla/.test(navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase()) && !/webkit/.test(navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase());
jQuery.browser.webkit = /webkit/.test(navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase());
$.fn.raptorize = function(options) {
//Yo' defaults
var defaults = {
enterOn: 'konami-code', //timer, konami-code, click
delayTime: 5000 //time before raptor attacks on timer mode
};
//Extend those options
var options = $.extend(defaults, options);
return this.each(function() {
var _this = $(this);
var audioSupported = false;
if ($.browser.mozilla || $.browser.webkit) {
audioSupported = true;
}
//Raptor Vars (Modify the 'src' to your prefrence)
var raptorImageMarkup = '<img id="elRaptor" style="display: none" src="images/raptor.png" />'
var raptorAudioMarkup = '<audio id="elRaptorShriek" preload="auto"><source src="sounds/raptor-sound.mp3" /><source src="sounds/raptor-sound.ogg" /></audio>';
var locked = false;
//Append Raptor and Style
$('body').append(raptorImageMarkup);
if(audioSupported) { $('body').append(raptorAudioMarkup); }
var raptor = $('#elRaptor').css({
"position":"fixed",
"bottom": "-300px",
"right" : "0",
"display" : "none"
});
// Animating Code
function init() {
locked = true;
$(window).scrollTop(9999999);
var raptor = $('#elRaptor').css({"display" : "block"});
//Sound Hilarity
if(audioSupported) {
function playSound() {
document.getElementById('elRaptorShriek').volume = 0.2;
document.getElementById('elRaptorShriek').play();
}
playSound();
window.scrollTo(0, 0);
}
// Movement Hilarity
raptor.animate({
"bottom" : "0px"
}, function() {
$(this).animate({
"bottom" : "0px"
}, 100, function() {
var offset = (($(this).position().left)+400);
$(this).delay(300).animate({
"right" : offset
}, 2200, function() {
locked = false;
})
});
});
}
if(options.enterOn == 'timer') {
setTimeout(init, options.delayTime);
} else if(options.enterOn == 'click') {
_this.bind('click', function(e) {
e.preventDefault();
if(!locked) {
init();
}
})
} else if(options.enterOn == 'konami-code'){
var kkeys = [], konami = "38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65";
$(window).bind("keydown.raptorz", function(e){
kkeys.push( e.keyCode );
if ( kkeys.toString().indexOf( konami ) >= 0 ) {
init();
$(window).unbind('keydown.raptorz');
}
});
}
});//each call
}//orbit plugin call
})(jQuery);

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<script src="/js/jquery-1.11.0.min.js"></script> <script src="/js/jquery-1.11.0.min.js"></script>
<script src='https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api.js'></script> <script src='https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api.js'></script>
<script src="/js/jquery.raptorize.1.0.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript">
$(window).load(function() {
$('.pmarca').raptorize({
'enterOn' : 'timer', //timer, konami-code, click
'delayTime' : 500 //time before raptor attacks on timer mode
});
window.scrollTo(0, 0);
});
</script>
</head> </head>
<body class="hp"> <body class="hp">
<div id="pmarca" class="pmarca"></div>
<a id="new"></a> <a id="new"></a>
<div class="page"> <div class="page">